“The movie will mark the first time the two action heroes will fight for the same side…”

“A high-octane, kick-ass thriller centered around the latest on screen pairing of Dolph Lundgren and the Muscles from Brussels….”

“Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren are ready to let bygones by bygones …”

“Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren will be on the same side for the first time in their action filled careers, with the two almost-iconic action stars will co-star in the upcoming action thriller Black Water…”

“Richard Switzer of Dawn’s Light is producing alongside Tyler Konney. Alexander Ferguson and Jason Cherubini will serve as executive producers. Dawn’s Light is financing the picture…”

“The two action stars who first teamed up on Universal Soldier back in the 1990s, are to reunite on screen in a forthcoming action flick named Black Water…”

“It’s time to pound a few gallons of Muscle Milk, get your swole on, and prepare yourself for a good ol’ fashioned Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren team up!”

“The new film has been scripted by Chad Law (6 Bullets, Drive Hard) and follows “a deep cover operative who awakens to find himself imprisoned in a CIA black site on a submarine…”

“Van Damme and Lundgren will apparently be buds in this one, instead of punching each other like they usually do…”

Tyler MacIntyre’s Tragedy Girls raucously blends Detention with Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon. Heavy on quick-witted teen jargon (Jennifer’s Body on speed), light on serial killer training. It’s equal parts gruesome and forthcoming, as two pixie dreamgirls promote themselves on social media while classmate corpses pile up. Internet interactions allow psychopaths to hide in plain sight, while a lust for attention makes hobby murders sound like a serviceable road to popularity. “Like, retweet and follow!” our characters beg, because that’s the world we live in now. A millennial apocalypse set in the digital realm.

“Tragedy Girls is a goddamn blast. That’s really all you need to know before seeing it because unless you hate smart laughs, gory kills, and kick-ass albeit wildly homicidal teenage girls you’re probably going to love this fresh, fast-moving mix of Scream meets Heathers meets 2017.”

Ever since “Scream” evolved from an affectionate send-up of horror genre tropes into a genuine money-minting franchise, there have been nearly as many tongue-in-cheek slasher movie homages as actual slasher movies, all too many of which were content to simply mimic the idiosyncrasies of their Reagan Era influences, rather than do something interesting with them. In that sense, Tyler MacIntyre’s “Tragedy Girls” serves as a welcome tonic, and one of the freshest, funniest horror-comedies to emerge in “Scream’s” long wake.